Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Heroes - The Movie

MANY thanks to another of our secret sources for sending along some very exciting information:

During the recent writers' strike, NBC/Universal was quietly exploring other profitable opportunities to utilize their "Heroes" property rights. The result: starting production on a full-length feature film!Hilary Duff as Claire Bennet

The studios have been keeping the plans extremely quiet for legal and publicity reasons, as non-WGA writers had been hired to work on the screenplay during the strike.

Another consequence of the strike is that our favorite characters may look a little different on the big screen...

Sacha Baron Cohen (Nathan) and Zach Braff (Peter)As many of the actors in the television series were in full support of the writers during the strike, they flatly refused to work on the upcoming film until a settlement with the writers was reached. In order to expedite the production of the film, the studios chose to cast other actors who were willing to start immediately.

So, who can we expect to see cast in the roles of our favorite Heroes?

Paris Hilton as Niki/Jessica SandersWell, the studios are trying to keep mum about much of the details, but here is what we know so far: Hilary Duff (of Disney fame) is confirmed as accepting the role of Claire Bennet. Zach Braff (seen in Scrubs, Garden State) is rumored to be playing the role of Peter Petrelli. The part of his ambitious brother, Nathan Petrelli, is said to be taken by Borat's Sacha Baron Cohen. The heiress/paparazzi sweetheart Paris Hilton has likely been cast as Niki/Jessica Sanders. The rest of the cast has not been revealed.

Our sources say that the studios are now fully confident that the movie will be a blockbuster, with Tim Kring now on board, along with select members of the original cast (yet to be named). Kring has stated that the film will expand upon the plot of the show, without interfering with future chapters, and will include much of the information found in the graphic novels.

NBC/Universal has also revealed that they were holding off on leaking any information until this spring, in order to allow the excitement over the movie to keep fans interested during the show's long hiatus.

How soon will you be able to check out Heroes on the big screen? There is no firm release date as of yet, but our sources say that April 1, 2009 is a strong possibility.

*Note: (Added Apr. 2, 2008) - I hope that you all enjoyed this bit of April Fools fun. I am now marking this with an appropriate tag, for future reference.*

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sweet!
Can Matt Damon be Adam/Kensei?

Who will be Hiro??

Anonymous said...

Matt Damon? Lol. I suppose that could work.

Hillary Duff looks great as Claire, though she might work better as Elle.

Sacha looks great with that Vote-Petrelli pin! Lol.

Anonymous said...

I think I also found evidence that there may be a scene where Peter uses DL's power at the same time that he does, and they get fused together:

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5629/103582100fh8.th.jpg

Anonymous said...

Paris... Hilton...?!
What the ****?!
You have got to be ****ing kidding me if this is serious.

Quiet Mister T said...

Lets cancel all those people and have the real actors and actresses play their characters.

Gary said...

...and I heard Nicole Ritchie is playing Mr. Muggles :-o

Willie said...

answer to new text is donna

Kev said...

Of course Paris doesn't have a problem taking a role during the strike, what else is she going to do?

Willie said...

btw, and before comments get out of control (I've seen it happening across the net today) everyoune check your calendars...

SaveZach said...

Yep, just see the "release date" of the movie. :-)

This was a good one, but I liked last year's joke a little more. DC had us all fooled that it was NBC conducting the prank, when that wasn't even the intention:
http://www.heroes-clues.com/search/label/APRIL%20FOOLS%20JOKE

Anonymous said...

Seriously guys check today's date and then the date that this move is "expected" to come out.

Anonymous said...

I hope that Sacha Baron Cohen plans on ditching that mustache for the role of Nathan!!

Rachel said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not Paris Hilton!!!! SHE CAN'T ACT....

ewwww I want my actors, not some big names... screw this movie.. i'm not happy

Anonymous said...

this is a clear april fools joke for those of you who haven't figured it out yet.

Kate said...

Lol, I can kinda see these actors working out in those roles!

Ryangibsonstewart said...

Bravo, DC. Bravo!

Happy April Fools!

Anonymous said...

OMG. I got all like WTF, Paris Hilton... Sasha???? Huh?????? LOL, but then as I READ OUTLOUD my bf was like... ITS APRIL FOOLS!!!!!! LOL. I almost felt for this one!

Mel said...

I was pretty sure that this was just DC having some fun with Photoshop (they actually suit the characters somewhat well -- except for Borat, lol).

I'm glad that we can breathe a sigh of relief, though, that we will not have to endure a version of Heroes with Paris in it!!

Naruto said...

HELLO! THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS RANKS READ UP 2 THE END!

Anonymous said...

At first I was like wtf but then remembered that yesterday was April Fools, lol!!! Good joke, loved it!! Zach Braf as Peter would be funny though, lol!!

Anonymous said...

shit i totally bought that -after a lil' hesitation-!! :D i was going to kill myself..